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Huddo-free in the Hunter? No worries for rampant Raiders
Hudson Young will miss tonight's match in Newcastle to rest a bruised and inflamed pubic bone ahead of Wednesday week's Origin decider. But Knights will…
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Slaughter in C-Town: Raiders to cast out demons with Tiger hunt and massacre
Can't lose this one, right? Right??
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Matt Cleary
Danger game for Raiders against Bennett's bad Bunnies
By most markers, the flying Canberra Raiders should dispatch the enigmatic-at-best South Sydney Rabbitohs today. But our writer-man senses danger, even…
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Matt Cleary
Homesick for hell: Raiders banshees to flay hot Chooks at Allianz
It's third versus 12th, one Origin player backing up versus five, angry bushmen of the Monaro versus eastern suburbs elite. And it should be a beauty.
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Matt Cleary

May 2025

Weird science and streak won't save Wahs from shellacking at Go Media
The Warriors have won five straight and sit outright second on the NRL ladder. But go through the numbers and the absence of two starting props, and you…
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Matt Cleary
Raiders to brutalise Dogs of War in bash-fest at Bruce
This top of the table clash has confounded Experts but Machine loyalists know: this young squad of devil-dogs just needed time to come good. They've had…
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Matt Cleary
Storm warning: can't split 'em, but tipping smiling assassin to break deadlock
Evenly-matched teams coached by mad people and mates - this is gonna be good.
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Matt Cleary

April 2025

Definitely, definitely gone? Or could Jamal yet remain in green?
Nothing's been announced. Nobody's signed in blood. On Jamal Fogarty we've heard from everyone except Jamal Fogarty. And he's still here. Also…
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Matt Cleary
Easter Sunday Slaughter: Raiders to rent Titans asunder by the banks of Mudgeeraba Creek
With Canberra Raiders flying and Gold Coast Titans typically meh, what other outcome can one predict than a massive rout, inflicted by the best…
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Matt Cleary
Gone Troppo: Raiders to thrash Eels in air-soup of Darwin
Chance of rain, 98 percent humidity, still shtonking hot at kick-off, the only thing you should be doing in Darwin at 7pm is necking mighty stubbies. Or…
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Matt Cleary
Gift offer for Paid Subs
The author still has 20 copies of The Milk, the book, here at Milk HQ, and would post a copy out to you, loyal supporter and paid subscriber
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Terror from above: Milk to smoke Sharkies in bash-fest at Bruce
Both teams are two-and-two heading into this 8pm Thursday night round five fixture at GIO Stadium, and there's nothing between the teams outside the…
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